Me and G.B.
We aint never gonna confess
We cheated at the math test
We carved some dirty words in our desk
Well now its time for recess
Old man waitin by the monkey bars
Tradin all his ball cards
And they promised him a gold star
And they told him he could go far

Hey Mr. Bluelegs
Where are you takin me?
Im like a lifer
In the state penitentiary
If I keep my nose clean
I wont get my eyes shined
But Im proud to be
Public Animal Number Nine

License plates are runnin
Out of my ears
Id give a month of cigarettes
For just a couple of lousy beers
Or even a bottle of
Real cheap wi-hine
But thats the price you pay to be
Public Animal Number Nine, Number Nine

Hey Mrs. Cranston
Where are you takin me?
I feel like a lifer
In the state penitentiary
She wanted an Einstein
But she got a Frankenstein
Yeah, Im proud to be
Public Animal Number Niiiirrrrrgh

Public Animal Number Nine
Public Animal Number Nine
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Public Animal Number Ni-yine
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